Wednesday, June 23, 2010

All Aboard!

I am the conductor of the Transylvania Express. About a year ago, I was collecting train tickets when these two weird people came up to me and said, "Ving shoe laa na ha, ow no lee va na. Hee, Hee." In fact I wouldn't even call them people. They had green skin and two little green things coming out of their head. Oh yeah, did I mention they were only two feet tall? I asked them if they wanted anything and they said, "Na." And then it came to me! They were Martians!! So automaticaly I screamed, "Martians!" All of a sudden, the bigger one put his finger to his lips, pointed to my neck and said, "Mwahaha!" Then they put me in their little polka-dotted space ship, which had been blending in with a nearby leopard. What the leopard was doing out of the zoo, I don't know. They set the course for an endless route through the universe. Right now I am writing from a place near Jupiter. I have seen some amazing things out here. Although I don't recommend trying it. Their food is not very sustaining; by the looks of my meals, it would seem their favorite food is potato chips. They have a 18 year supply of them. Signing out.

4 comments:

  1. Make sure you go see Saturn too! The Saturn rings are beautiful this time of year!

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  2. O.K., good idea! This is the conducter of the Transylvania Express signing out.

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  3. Bring me back a pack of astronaut ice cream (it really exists!).

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  4. It sounds like an amazing dream to me. Did you eat pizza before going to sleep?? Let me know, so I can eat the same thing and catch up with you on your journey. I don't mind traveling in my sleep!!

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